if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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