They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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