I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
