he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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