yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
