Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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