Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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