It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
