Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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