He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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