You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
its not stalking. its research.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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