i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
