that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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