I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
so let's talk penis.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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