She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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