Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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