no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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