This is not my ceiling
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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