You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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