But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i dont even know how to be here
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
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