I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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