their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Randomize
