Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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