oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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