O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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