I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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