evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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