so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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