well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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