But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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