I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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