And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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