I heard we made out
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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