Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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