Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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