talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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