Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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