so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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