She said her name was "party"
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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