nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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