why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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