he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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