Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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