Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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