her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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