I bet he comes in French.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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