I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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