i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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