thus making me awesome and them whores
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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