The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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