i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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