My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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