porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Welp...herpes.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I think your dad took our porno
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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