She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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