ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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