I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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