Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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