I CAN MOONWALK!
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
you would pick up someone in the library
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
